Yay! I hope I was one of the housestaff who waited upon you Ma'am. It can get dizzying around so many lovely people, especially when working to keep those heavily laden trays balanced, and what with the high heels. Oh my!

My social calender has been so frightfully jam packed that I haven't had a free afternoon to stop in for a little sip.

Bondage and bon bons. Sounds a bit nouveau riche to me. A bit too "m'as-tu vu" for my taste.

I was recently doing some research on early 20th century pornography when I noticed that a fairly common scene involved a young woman being spanked, usually with a switch, whip, branch, or paddle, by an overweight, fully-dressed, pendulous-chested, middle-aged woman.

I've never had any such fantasy myself. I wonder if we haven't missed out on something not having been educated by nuns, or in English boarding schools.