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here let me warm up a kettle. Forgive me for my late arrival. I am a bit shy at first...but you know, I warm up right quick once the converastion's started.
Oh! I do have some oysters fresh from the market. Would anyone like a shell?
Oh! I do have some oysters fresh from the market. Would anyone like a shell?
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sun, July 3, 2005 - 5:29 AMwhy thank you madame...
might you have a spot of hot sauce? you know i like my oysters hot n' slippery
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sun, July 3, 2005 - 12:16 PMOh why yes! I've found this most delightful little sauce bottle called "The devils tongue". Do give it a whirl. It's rumored to have a bit of a jump to the body. Let's read the label here: "The effects on the body with heat, may encourage a slight tingling sensation in sensitive regions". hmmm....I wonder what's the meaning of that bit? Shall we give it a whirl? -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sat, July 9, 2005 - 1:50 PMHas the help let the tea go cold AGAIN? My, my, what has that little tart been up to? Definately hasn't been minding the guests. That's for sure. I am definately going to have to have a word with her. -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sat, July 9, 2005 - 3:33 PMand which word did you have in mind?
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sun, July 10, 2005 - 1:56 PMHow about the word "switch". For correct discipline a switch should be applied to the disobediant. Do you have one ready? Perhaps it's in the closet. Let's take a look. -
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Sun, July 24, 2005 - 4:46 PMhmmm, no switch, but there do seem to be plenty of leather items in there! -
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Mon, July 25, 2005 - 9:41 PMOh! Do tell what you see! Maybe there is some sort of impliment which can help us ..um... restrain her from allowing this to happen again. The girl surely does need a bit of "encouragement" to do right. Don't you think? What about a proper uniform? -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Tue, July 26, 2005 - 4:58 PMoh my yes, the girl could use to learn a bit of restraint. it would be a well needed switch from the status quo around here. -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Tue, July 26, 2005 - 5:38 PMooh, clever!
hmmm, but do you think that corset is enough? maybe we should bind her arms back with those cuffs there. at least then she won't get into any more mischief! -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Tue, July 26, 2005 - 9:07 PMI think my switch will be all the mischief she'll be able to handle...I've been told that I can be a very hard mistress. Now how does that saying go...? A hard mistress is good to find...a good mistress is hard to find....my mind must be drifting, dear. -
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Fri, July 29, 2005 - 10:38 AMOh cuffs! Most definetely. You hold her down over your knee and i'll help put them on. What's this? A raised bottom? What do we do with a servant who raises her bottom when being bound? -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Fri, July 29, 2005 - 4:25 PMwe teach her a good lesson. Maybe we should start with her arithmatic. You know, see how high she can count and the like... -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Fri, July 29, 2005 - 10:34 PM(((giggles))) Highly amusing indeed!
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sat, July 30, 2005 - 4:38 AMI prefer to make one recite the alphabet whilst being spanked simultaneously on each cheek. It reveals wonders about stuborness and concentration. -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sun, July 31, 2005 - 12:54 PMHmmmm... something to ponder over. Well, dear ladies, let's see what we have hiding under these wrappings shall we? (lifts maid's skirts) Ah I see! (pulls down bloomers to expose bare cheecks) What we have here are two lovely cheeks waiting for discipline. Two! What luck! Well theirs plenty for both of you fine ladies to try your preferred methods. One for each! -
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Sun, July 31, 2005 - 3:33 PMMy word, Mistress Delirious. That is quite the scientific method in action. (bends to inspects cheeks)
Right then. (bends maid over onto the table with the tea service. The first rise and fall of the cane seemed suspended in mid-air until the crack of the switch as it made contact. The maid sucked in air imperceptably.)
"one"
So how many blows do you think this little loafer has earned? Ladies? -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sun, July 31, 2005 - 4:19 PMGood question! Well I see the table has shook when she recieved her strike. We can't go about spilling tea! That is clearly her fault for not having the disipline to steady herself. How this for a try, it will teach her 'balance': we place a teacup on a saucer on her back whilst bent over upon the table. She must try to balance the cup. Not one drop must be spilled. Each time the cup shakes when struck, she recieves another blow. Are you up for the lesson? -
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Sun, July 31, 2005 - 7:18 PMno no-
you will have to start over. i am pretty sure the counting is supposed to be en francais -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Tue, August 2, 2005 - 6:10 PM(sets filled teacup on saucer on maid's back)
My dear ladies, there is plenty here to go around as you can see.... (grabs handfuls of maid's rump cheeks in each hand and pulls the flesh forward, then twisting as maid let's out a wail) -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Wed, August 3, 2005 - 10:26 AMWho would like to provide the next blow? -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Fri, August 19, 2005 - 11:27 AMShe should really receive an additional punishment for spilling that tea! -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Fri, August 19, 2005 - 12:42 PMI quite agree! How about a pirecing to remind her not to do it again. Perhaps we should pierce her nipples and use the nipple rings as teas bag hangers? It would keep the tea handy. It would be quite nice to hang a variety from her well pinkened peaks. What tea is your preference Mistress Althena? -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Fri, August 19, 2005 - 12:43 PMI beg your pardon, "Althaea" I meant to say. (Blush) -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Fri, August 19, 2005 - 4:59 PMI suppose it is rather difficult to wrap the tongue around...(smiles)
But as to my favorite teas. I really delight in a nice earl gray or english breakfast with cream and sugar. -
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Fri, August 19, 2005 - 10:08 PMYes, it truly is delightful to get one's hand on something steamy and creamy. Something with cinnamin tends to whip my tastebuds into attention, but I have be known to surrender to the seductive aroma of a good peppermint tea. There's something about it that lulls my mind into a sort of hypnotized submission after a hard days labor. -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Sat, August 20, 2005 - 12:14 AMBut does it compliment a good cookie? Now that's the question!
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Wed, August 17, 2005 - 3:32 AMIf I were to spill my tea....could I be punished? -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Wed, August 17, 2005 - 9:19 AMWell it depends, I suppose. If you're particually sympathetic to the maids situation, I don't see why you couldn't take a few blows for her. Or were you thinking of serving us our tea? -
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Re: My word the tea has gone cold...
Thu, August 18, 2005 - 11:21 PMWe could intiate her into the ways of service if she so choses to...um...willingly submit to it.
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