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A Vampire walks into a bar
and then asks the bartender for a cup o hot water
and the Bartender said
"wouldn't you like a cup of blood instead??I mean, your a vampire"
The vampire pulled out a tampon and said
"No, thank you I'm going to have tea"
and then asks the bartender for a cup o hot water
and the Bartender said
"wouldn't you like a cup of blood instead??I mean, your a vampire"
The vampire pulled out a tampon and said
"No, thank you I'm going to have tea"
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:33 PMStolen from Judy Tenuta:
"What do two lesbian vampires do on their periods? Fingerpaint?"
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:35 PMTee hee heee. Tee hee heee.
Ahem.
Really! Is humor such as this appropriate at tea? You two can be such rakes! -
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:42 PMOh dear me- was this the wrong sort of tea? Why... why this wasn't Darjeeling at all! Those rascals...
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:43 PM(speaking of rakes, you oughta see what I do with my fingernails... <Groucho eyebrow raise>)
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Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:42 PM*covers mouth with hankie*
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:46 PMMmmmm.
Would you like some honey, Ludi darling? -
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Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:48 PMOh my, Lola's sharing her honey-pot! Goodness! -
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Re: Dirty Joke
Mon, February 28, 2005 - 2:32 PMOh my! *reaches for honey-pot*
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:48 PMI'm afraid I have to be off, ladies.
I've a charity fund raiser for which I must dress. Ta.
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 6, 2005 - 1:58 PMOh, and I missed all the fun :( -
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 6, 2005 - 2:03 PMOh, sweetie, there's plenty of fun left...
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Re: Dirty Joke
Wed, January 26, 2005 - 11:25 PMThis is the shit man keep em comming -
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Re: Dirty Joke
Thu, January 27, 2005 - 9:46 AMSuch language, and in front of ladies...I fear I may swoon!
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